A family sit this grumpy old man down and say, 'Dad, we think it's time for a nursing home.' He says, 'Over my dead body!' So, after a lot of arguing, he finally moves in. On his first day, he's lying in bed feeling miserable, thinking his life is over, when a friendly orderly walks in. She smiles and says, 'How are you doing today, sir? I see this
Just got hired at my first Nursing home 🏠👵💰. Rule number one. At exactly 10:30 PM, make your rounds and check on every resident. If you find someone awake, speaking to another person, but no one is there, ignore it and walk away. Rule number two. If you see a wheelchair rolling on its own down the hallway, do not chase it. No matter where it stops.
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