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avatar Charlie Chocolate
You know who didn't get to plead the 5th? Every person who died alone in a nursing home. Every person who lost their job for not getting the jab.

You know who didn't get to plead the 5th? Every person who died alone in a nursing home. Every person who lost their job for not getting the jab.

avatar John Paul

A family sit this grumpy old man down and say, 'Dad, we think it's time for a nursing home.' He says, 'Over my dead body!' So, after a lot of arguing, he finally moves in. On his first day, he's lying in bed feeling miserable, thinking his life is over, when a friendly orderly walks in. She smiles and says, 'How are you doing today, sir? I see this

avatar Joseph Mitchell
EAT, SHIT AND DIE NURSING HOME. IS THIS THE BEST NURSING HOME YOU COULD FIND FOR MOTHER ?!

EAT, SHIT AND DIE NURSING HOME. IS THIS THE BEST NURSING HOME YOU COULD FIND FOR MOTHER ?!

avatar Jeremy Jordan
IN 50 YEARS, NURSING HOME ATTENDANTS WILL HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO TRANS ALZHEIMER'S PATIENTS WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR DICKS LIKE 700 TIMES A DAY.

IN 50 YEARS, NURSING HOME ATTENDANTS WILL HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO TRANS ALZHEIMER'S PATIENTS WHAT HAPPENED TO THEIR DICKS LIKE 700 TIMES A DAY.

avatar John Paul

Just got hired at my first Nursing home 🏠👵💰. Rule number one. At exactly 10:30 PM, make your rounds and check on every resident. If you find someone awake, speaking to another person, but no one is there, ignore it and walk away. Rule number two. If you see a wheelchair rolling on its own down the hallway, do not chase it. No matter where it stops.

avatar Mark Manson
Crazy Old Guy At Nursing Home Keeps Telling People He Was Once The President. Read the article at BabylonBee.com.

Crazy Old Guy At Nursing Home Keeps Telling People He Was Once The President. Read the article at BabylonBee.com.

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